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Stick it to the Stickman is a practical guide for anybody seeking to climb the corporate ladder in the fastest way possible. A groin-kicking, staple-gunning, chainsaw-wielding roguelike brawler loaded with high-impact, physics-based combat, copious amounts of coffee, and weaponized farts!
Batter your way through coworkers, middle-management, and bosses, learning more powerful “business techniques” on your way to becoming CEO of the worst company in America.